Row of Short Petrol cakes on a counter, next to a sign announcing cakes that give you energy
THE MARKET IS COOKED · $PETROL LIVE

SHORT
PETROL.

A gas station that sells cakes instead of fuel, run by traders who lost it all on a bad short. Fueling good vibes since we stopped hoping.

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CAKES 0.69 MEMES 0.00 ENERGY ∞ $PETROL ▼ 420.69% PUMPS SOLD TODAY 1,337 HOPIUM LEVEL MAX CAKES 0.69 MEMES 0.00 ENERGY ∞ $PETROL ▼ 420.69% PUMPS SOLD TODAY 1,337 HOPIUM LEVEL MAX
The lore

They shorted the market. The market won. The station stayed open.

Short Petrol isn't a gas station. It's what's left when a trader stops staring at red candles and starts selling cakes instead. Same sign, same neon, same pumps — except now we dispense sugar instead of fuel.

The investment thesis fits in one line: "the market is cooked, we're just here to fuel the short." Nothing serious to see here. $PETROL is premium energy for degens, frosting instead of diesel, and one simple promise — unlike the token, the cakes never drop in quality.

Short Petrol badge: a cake in front of a gas station at night, with the $PETROL ticker and the tagline Cakes Only Go Down
Cakes served
0.69/gal
Memes remaining
0.00
Energy reserve
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FUEL THE SHORT. CAKES ONLY GO DOWN. PREMIUM DEGEN FUEL. THE MARKET IS COOKED. RUNNING ON PETROL & BAD DECISIONS. SHORT. EAT. REPEAT. FUEL THE SHORT. CAKES ONLY GO DOWN. PREMIUM DEGEN FUEL. THE MARKET IS COOKED. RUNNING ON PETROL & BAD DECISIONS. SHORT. EAT. REPEAT.
Tokenomics

A full tank of $PETROL, zero serious promises.

No hidden vesting, no ten-step roadmap. A fair-launch memecoin, a visual identity that holds up, and a community that finds it funny to short the market while eating cake.

01 — SUPPLY

Fair launch, no presale

Supply fixed at launch on pump.fun. Nobody gets a hidden allocation — not even the station itself.

02 — LIQUIDITY

Pool locked in from the bonding curve

Liquidity migrates automatically to an AMM once the bonding curve fills, under the launch platform's standard terms.

03 — TAXES

0% on swaps

No buy or sell tax added by the team. What you see on the chart is what there is.

How to buy

Fill up in four steps.

  1. 1

    Install a Solana wallet

    Phantom or Solflare both work. Keep your seed phrase offline, always.

  2. 2

    Fund it with SOL

    From a centralized exchange (Coinbase, Binance…) to your wallet address.

  3. 3

    Find $PETROL on pump.fun

    Look up the official contract — always paste it yourself, never click a link sent in DMs.

  4. 4

    Swap and join the pump

    Confirm the transaction in your wallet. Welcome to the station.

Contract address

Always verify the contract on the official X account before trading. No address sent in a DM is ever legitimate.

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This is not financial advice. $PETROL is a memecoin with no utility, no identified team, and no promise of value — it exists for entertainment purposes. Cryptocurrencies, and memecoins in particular, are extremely volatile and can lose all their value. Only invest what you're prepared to lose, always verify the contract address yourself, and do your own research (DYOR).